The Player: We’re more of the love, blood, and rhetoric school. Well, we can do you blood and love without the rhetoric, and we can do you blood and rhetoric without the love, and we can do you all three concurrent or consecutive. But we can’t give you love and rhetoric without the blood. Blood is compulsory. They’re all blood, you see.
Guildenstern: Is that what people want?
The Player: It’s what we do.
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You know, you’d expect the Shakespeare fandom to be highly intellectual and sophisticated, but in reality, it’s about 50 of us laughing in the corner, making bad puns and sex jokes. I think dear William would have approved.
We find a euphemism for pooping in every play we do.
We also get very excited about every use of the word taint.